I thought this movie was going to be a complete washout. After the first hour and a half, I was thinking, well, I can show these two extra guys' butts:
And talk about how Salman didn't really have one back then (although he sure does now!):
And maybe even a little about how plain Karisma Kapoor used to look before she learned to pluck her eyebrows. Then end it with a couple of face pics of Salman, discussing how I like him much better with the darker look in the second one:
Ho hum, better luck next movie. But THEN - suddenly the movie took an amazing change for the better!
Little Salman/Jugnu got washed ashore on some deserted spot inhabited only be a tribe of shirtless musclemen!! Led by Puneet Issar!! [This is Puneet Issar, isn't it?]:
Puneet took one look at Jugnu and banished his tribe away never to be seen again, because he knew he would just have to deal with this guy himself, and he knew taboos were going to be broken. Here is my definition of a perfectly hairy man. I only wish he were darker (I thought he was a white guy at first), but who's going to quibble?
I mean, this is back hair!
Beautiful, beautiful. The whole thing suddenly became a gay porn film, "Jaagruti: A Film by Tom of Finland":
Big brother teaches little brother the ropes. There's an introductory scene of them running through the woods together, climbing trees, visiting the beach, holding hands, just like I've read happens in real porn films:
Followed by a solo scene with Jugnu flexing his muscles:
Then the main sequence of them together begins. A workout turns into something else, as Puneet can no longer help himself and reaches out for a touch:
Turn about is fair play, and Jugnu attempts to swallow Puneet's big banana:
Puneet lays down and says "take me!":
Then it's once again Jugnu's turn - and Puneet's banana turns out to be very big indeed!
Finally, spent, they return to the beach to just stare in each other's eyes. "Puneet, I will be yours forever":
"Jugnu, you mine always. I touch you here."
And, with a final ejaculatory wave, the film ends.