I may not have the hots for Ranbir, but Uncle Rajiv is another matter altogether!! I think he's very masculinely handsome:











And I think so at very great length, as you can see! I thought he looked incredible with his hair wet and slicked back:


He's another guy with "cruel lips" - they're on the thin side and naturally shaped into a snarl. He appears to have a very hairy chest:



And what a body - I was saying Fardeen was thick and solid - well, Rajiv is Fardeen x 2:

NOT sure that's all muscle, but he did appear to be athletic, as we'll see in a minute. Of course, there's a reason above all others why I like him so much - can you guess? This was his first film, so this was the first look people got of him:

And five seconds later, 100% of the audience thought to themselves, "Wow, he has a HUGE ass!!":


Something we'll also want to look at at some length:












Heaven, I'm in heaven... He also had a swimming scene in some VERY short shorts - butt there was never a close-up:

However, he also wore some great short shorts playing soccer:



And had a couple of great dives for the ball:






I like his hairy tummy in that one as well, here's the other:




In this case injuring himself because his boxer shorts were pulled halfway up his back. Besides his fabulous ass, he also seemed to be rather large up front:




People have told me that he's a big, fat drunk these days - which is why I like to remember him as he was back then, when I first blew him.